This is how I know Philosophy is a joke:
"The most beautiful color in the world is purple." - Socrates
You'd think I'd be able to find the airport after three tries in the past month. And it's right down the street... whatever, i figured it out.
I got in trouble this weekend for comparing the drunk bus to a concentration camp. Then somehow ended up at a fog party. The last time I had a fog party, Haystack lit up and the fire-department came.
whooops. I should probably just stick to Knob One Bourbon.