Making my toast this morning, Ben is in the common room.
(It's better if you picture the interaction between us. Me in my moose pants, him in his grey striped hoodie.)
Ben: "Don't forget to hide it."
Alex: "Hide what?"
Ben: "They're coming to visit us today?"
Alex: "Who's coming?"
Ben: [points behind me]
Alex: "HIDE WHAT?"
(He was talking about the toaster. I didn't know that.)
That conversation was almost as good as my FAVORITE ever.
Alex: Call me.
Sean: Okay I called. Now what?
Alex: Now you wait.
Sean: This is really creepy.
And I'm literally laughing out loud.
Econ test, no XBOXes.