Dear Caitlin,
I just saw a commercial for Twilight: Eclipse and had the following conversation with Erin.
Alex: OH MY GOD I cannot wait to see that.
Erin: Alex, you've seen that.
Alex: I have?
Erin: Yes.
Alex: ......
Erin: Remember the time you and Caitlin left us all, and came back after two rounds of margaritas?
Ah yes, I remember it well.
Miss you in the land of the fake fireplaces, and the home of the Baby.
See you soooooon!
Alex
Sunday, December 5, 2010
Saturday, December 4, 2010
Later on the Fourth Day of December
Dear Caitlin,
Kyle bought more powdered drink mix.
This means the total amount of drink mix in our home has increased from enough to make lemonade for Australia for a year, to enough to make lemonade for Canada AND The Duggars for a year.
Let me know if you're ever thirsty.
Love,
Alex
Kyle bought more powdered drink mix.
This means the total amount of drink mix in our home has increased from enough to make lemonade for Australia for a year, to enough to make lemonade for Canada AND The Duggars for a year.
Let me know if you're ever thirsty.
Love,
Alex
On the Fourth Day of December
(12.4.1961: birth control pill became availale to all women in USA)
Dear Caitlin,
I am obsessed with The Big Bang Theory. Obsessed. Like, I literally sing Soft Kitty to myself as I'm falling asleep at night, and do a "Sheldon" based YouTube search at least twice a week. I watched the entire series in one month. I am a super-fan, and I want to date Leonard.
I will date Leonard.
Bazinga,
Alex
Dear Caitlin,
I am obsessed with The Big Bang Theory. Obsessed. Like, I literally sing Soft Kitty to myself as I'm falling asleep at night, and do a "Sheldon" based YouTube search at least twice a week. I watched the entire series in one month. I am a super-fan, and I want to date Leonard.
I will date Leonard.
Bazinga,
Alex
Thursday, December 2, 2010
On the Second Day of December
Dear Caitlin,
It was very rude for you to move out, and not clear the refridgerator of the 3/4 full gallon of milk you had been working on. Since, as you know, things easily get pushed to the back of our refridgerator, it took several days for us to realize where the repulsive odor was coming from. When I finally decided to attack the source (the refridgerator) I was appaled at the separated, moldy, yellowish-white concoction that I found in the light pink Kirkland Signature Skim Milk container. Obviously I could not just dump it out--trash day was not until Thursday, and I was not going to release that odor further into our world. You'll be happy to know I attached an FYI post-it, reading, "THIS IS NOT OKAY." The next time you plan to move out, please do not buy milk merely days before your departure.
Annie took care of the disgusting-ness yesterday. I have since forgiven you, but I don't know if she has.
Hope all is well in Beantown.
Love,
Alex
It was very rude for you to move out, and not clear the refridgerator of the 3/4 full gallon of milk you had been working on. Since, as you know, things easily get pushed to the back of our refridgerator, it took several days for us to realize where the repulsive odor was coming from. When I finally decided to attack the source (the refridgerator) I was appaled at the separated, moldy, yellowish-white concoction that I found in the light pink Kirkland Signature Skim Milk container. Obviously I could not just dump it out--trash day was not until Thursday, and I was not going to release that odor further into our world. You'll be happy to know I attached an FYI post-it, reading, "THIS IS NOT OKAY." The next time you plan to move out, please do not buy milk merely days before your departure.
Annie took care of the disgusting-ness yesterday. I have since forgiven you, but I don't know if she has.
Hope all is well in Beantown.
Love,
Alex
Wednesday, December 1, 2010
On the First Day of December
Dear Caitlin,
Let's start with yesterday.
I saw Hurricane Chris at the library, and naturally, stopped to say hi. I will not bore you with the details of our conversation, mostly because I don't remember it. I was more focused on trying to get a peek at his socks, to essentially "catch him red-footed" in argyle.
In other news, DeStorm could really use DeLightning back. Despite the occasional Hurricane Chris sighting, DeLame is really bringing us down.
Miss you tons,
DeThunder
Let's start with yesterday.
I saw Hurricane Chris at the library, and naturally, stopped to say hi. I will not bore you with the details of our conversation, mostly because I don't remember it. I was more focused on trying to get a peek at his socks, to essentially "catch him red-footed" in argyle.
In other news, DeStorm could really use DeLightning back. Despite the occasional Hurricane Chris sighting, DeLame is really bringing us down.
Miss you tons,
DeThunder
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