Correct me if I'm wrong, but Martin Luther King Jr. was not Lincoln's Alter-Ego

7:15 am: roommate sets off fire alarm
7:17 am: I show roommate how to make alarm stop
10:35 am: Music is my boyfriend
11:25 am: I'll do whatever I need to do to get an auto-tune voice changer
2:16 pm: no I will not participate in your snowball fight
3:10 pm: do they cancel parades for snow?
4:35 pm: I'm loving angels instead